January 2009
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Zombie Movie Recommendation: “Dance of the Dead”. Not a bad flick, quite funny in parts. Setting: high school, prom. Zombie type: atomic; crave brains, but go on to just eat any old human part.
A few unique ideas in there that I haven’t seen executed in a zombie film before. Definitely a worthwhile rental. It’s one of the straight-to-DVD releases from Ghost House...
Nick Nolte's "Capital" Offense - January 16, 2009 →
If I could make a personalised card, it would have Gold Paint Huffer Guy on it. But I’m saying goodbye to credit cards and all of that assorted bullshite, so I guess I’ll just print out a pic and make a gag fake ID with it sometime.
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Things To Tell My 15-Year-Old Self
Once I get that flux capacitor goin’, this is one of the things I will tell her:
“You are very tall. You have a larger musculoskeletal build. Of course you will be bigger than your friends who average 5’4” and look teeny and petite. There is no way you can be like them with the genetics that you have. But you are athletic and fit and can engage in many sporting activities,...
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choppin' up zombies
“28 Weeks Later” is on the TV. It was just the part where they mow down a bunch of zombies with helicopter blades. I can’t decide whether it’s done better here or in Robert Rodriguez’s “Planet Terror”.
Between you and me, though, I loved “Death Proof” more. I don’t care if people think that Quentin Tarrantino writes too much dialogue. So...